I Don't Even Play Resident Evil

But I love silly racial conflict


This is the trailer for the new Resident Evil game. You can watch it, or not.



This incarnation of the franchise takes place in Africa. Apparently, there are some people object to the idea that, were a zombie-virus outbreak occur in Africa, there would be a whole lot of African zombies.

I guess it is racist to posit that Africans live in Africa.

Personally, I see this as the exact opposite of racism. This game is truly a monolith of harmony and diversity of all peoples.

I pledge now that, regardless of your race, gender, nationality, sexual orientation or beliefs, should you become a flesh-hungry zombie, I will shoot you in the face with a shotgun until you stop moving.

I trust you'd do the same for me.