The Katie and Nomi Show: Episode I

So, for episode one of the Katie and Nomi show, Katie and I borrowed a lame myspace survey. BUT, from now on it's up to you to come up with the questions. Any 20 questions you can come up with, we'll answer to the best of our knowledge and ability. Here goes:

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Nomi: 1996.
Katie: Well... Most the time I just shave what can be seen...or until it gets really uncomfortable in my jeans.

2. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Nomi: Waiting for Katie to get out of the fucking bath.
Katie: Color correcting pictures. I wish I would have known I was going to answer this so I could have been doing something cooler.
Nomi: So, you’re still dirty then?

3. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
Nomi: Sarah and my grandma.
Katie: My mother and father.

4. Last time you had a relationship?
Nomi: 4 months ago.
Katie: A good relationship? I tend to get myself into fun, dramatic, and pointless relationships that last for a month or so. I reject past life lessons.

5. Last thing received in the mail?
Nomi: A letter from Hillel wanting me to apply for a job with them. I feel like the Jewish mafia is strategically trying to recruit me.
Katie: I am going to skip the pointless mail and respond with "A letter from my mother with three checks in it... hay ooooo!"


6. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Nomi: Public as in outdoors, yes, public as in had an audience, no, that would be porn and if I’m going to do that I’d like to get paid.
Katie: Yes. Outdoors is like my thing. At a party with my friends and family cheering me on? Yes, that also.

7. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Nomi: Yeah, and it had to be the night I had a kilo of herion stashed in my rectum too.
Katie: No. I'd be down for a nice frisk by a overweight bald cop though.

8. Are you any good at math?
Nomi: Um, I’m better at equations without numbers. Like, beer + wine + whiskey + redheaded sluts = vomit.
Katie: No. I am really retarded...Not socially acceptable? Andy says that about his brother and it's ok.


9. Do you have plans on Saturday night?
Nomi: Roadtrippin’ with the fam.
Katie: I'm going to the race track with my family for a belated father's day event.


10. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Nomi: I draw Katie’s name in the sand.
Katie: I draw nomi's face...and then we gaze into each other's eyes and i glently rub lotion on her back.
Nomi: Um…gay.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Nomi: Only if the sex is REALLY good.
Katie: I went on this camping trip and did not sleep all night...and then had to work right after the trip...and then decided to go out. I said I would be designated driver that night but I needed an energy drink. My friend (who was a closet pill popper) gave me something. I didn’t ask what it was, for whatever reason, and then started twitching and having to shake back and forth. After that I realized I was on something more like coke than red bull...and stayed awake for another 24 hours.


12. Do you like the ocean?
Nomi: I’d be kind of indifferent but, the ocean has sharks, which makes it fucking awesome.
Katie: I am really scared of open water...and I don't like sand...or salt water...or the thought or something really creepy touching me. Give me a pool and a fancy drink with a little umbrella please.

13. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
Nomi: Only the ones who still have DVD’s I need back…er, I mean yes?
Katie: Yeah, for the most part.

14. What are you excited about?
Nomi: Sharks (obviously), Bruce Springsteen, Katie and hand-holding.
Katie: Nomi moving back.
Nomi: Awwwwww.

15. What did you do last night?
Nomi: Saw Rattatouille!
Katie: I had board game night at my place and then I sat alone in the dark on my computer...looking up profiles of single men....and then photoshopped their faces into pictures with me. We can be honest here right?

16. Where do you keep your money?
Nomi: I keep it in a safe at the secret lair of the five Jews who control the media.
Katie: I’m Irish...we keep our money in banks.
Nomi: Who do you think owns the banks, Katie?

17. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
Nomi: I remember plenty, but I’m kinda hoping the MOST naughty night of my life hasn’t happened yet.
Katie: I hate the word "naughty" it makes me think Santa and I don't like to draw parallels with Santa and sex.
Nomi: Katie, brace yourself…there is no Santa.


18. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Nomi: I don’t really care who gets in with me, but I’d rather sleep in Katie’s bed. That’s for sure.
Katie: My bed is the most comfortable thing on the planet and I don’t like sharing it. If you’re a male in you’re in my bed, let’s finish it up and then you go to your end...I’ll go to mine and we’ll meet back up in the morning.

19. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Nomi: It was a cold and blustery day, the drive to Champagne was dangerously icy, but we risked it all in the name of watching a fat stripper lose a dollar up her ass.
Katie: It was fall. I don't really remember, but I guess it was raining cause it usually does.


20. Would you have sex with any of your friends?
Nomi: All of them. At the same time.
Katie: Well, I have in the past.
Nomi: I thought we decided not to tell anyone about that?